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Reciting ABC's

Little Johnny was at school when one day he really had to go to the bathroom badly. He raises his hand asks his professor if he could use the bathroom. She says "Alright Johnny, but let me hear your ABC's first."

Johnny starts reciting, "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z."

The teacher puzzled, asks Johnny "Where is the P?" At which point Johnny replies "It's running down my leg."

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